January 2012
“The airbag in our vehicle protects us from car accidents. Just as an airbag...”
– Tablo (via yazoh)
“They’ve promised that dreams come true, but forgot to mention that nightmares...”
– Oscar Wilde (via heygodareyouready)
“Your imperfection is perfectly beautiful.”
– Tablo (via zicosdick)
Interviewer: What American artist would you like to collaborate with?
Tablo: I would like to collaborate with the youngest of the Jonas Brothers. Not on music. I would like to make a humongous pizza with him. Like, take a lot of dough, and shape that into the biggest pizza you’ve ever seen.
Interviewer: Why is that?
Tablo: I don’t know, he just looks like a guy that would be really good at making pizza.
Interviewer: Pet peeves?
Tablo: My pet peeve is that I’m not a member of the Jonas Brothers. I could pretend to be their brother, but people could tell.
Interviewer: They have purity rings, they can’t have sex until they're married. You didn’t know, now you don’t want to be a Jonas Brother.
Tablo: Well, that purity ring is fine, but that would get in the way of making the pizza. While we’re making the pizza just take it off for a second.
Interviewer: He can’t!
Tablo: We’re making a pizza, it’s not like we’re gonna make love.
8AM: time to study for finals
9AM: wait breakfast
10AM:
11AM:
12PM:
10PM: ok time to study for finals
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